The Team

(it’s just me and my cats)

Simone Lockhart

Owner

Tax lady supreme, valley kid, and allergy haver. Finds fulfillment in a spreadsheet. Should get a life, but instead gets more business. Happy to see you.

Apologies in advance for making you text an android.

Tilda Swinton

Head of Services

Perfect Angel. Employee of the Millennia.

Mookie Betts

Intern

Terrible employee. Worse cat. Related to owner and thus got an internship he did not qualify for.

Let’s talk finances!